Why Ranbir Kapoor deserves me and not Deepika Padukone...

I fell in love with Ranbir Kapoor when I saw promos of Saawariya. I was dying to go for the movie even after hearing people died after seeing the movie. My 'family' and 'friends' pretended they didn't know me when I begged them to accompany me. Maybe I should have gone for the movie alone. I should learn not to rely on them for the next Ranbir Kapoor flick, Bachna ae hasseno ko, hmmm. I finally saw the movie with my sister on cable (we missed the starting part, aargh, I missed the Greek God's entry in the movie) We cried when it ended (YES, SHE ALSO CRIED ALONG WITH ME, I'M NOT THE ONLY SENTI ONE WHO SOBS IN EVERY MOVIE, HAH!!) Not because the movie was sad, mind well. It was a sad,romantic, lovely movie. Yeah, settings sucked big time, but hello, you have the Greek God's entire body to ogle at, and the girl Sonam Kapoor isn't bad at all to look at....Anyhow...

So, why does Ranbir Kapoor deserve me and not Deepika Padukone?

1) I'm one and a half inch shorter than her. I won't give Ranbir an inferiority complex of being only 6 feet tall

2) Deepika apparently mauled Ranbir in a badminton match.(I mug up every interview I read on the couple, so I'm a reliable source) I'm ready to lose against him (Though not badly, my sports fanatic pride will be at stake then) Anyway, I'll be busy staring at him to remember when to hit the cock (hah, I'm so good at cracking disgusting jokes)

3) That girl plays only badminton. I play everything. (Noo, don't think too much)

4) Ranbir said one thing he hates about Deepika is that she is an actress. Hah, time for me to step into her role...

5) In some year's time, I'm gonna be a lawyer (on paper) and I'm already a journalist (*blushing*). I can sue all the people in the world whom he wants to shoo. I can screw up other celebrities interviews when I'm a journalist (muhahahaha)

6) Deepika and Ranbir can't go for any cricket match together because the camera men will be showing a Dhoni-Deepika-Yuvi triangle all through out the match. What am I for? Promise, I won't run on to the field shouting Dravid or Dhoni or something....

Exams coming up, and I'm busy writing shit.
Happy Independance Day.
And I don't get to utilize my freedom away from home. I'm not going for Bachna ae hasseno ko first day first show because I'll be 'studying' for exams. But I shall see it. I shall. This, I promise my Saawariya....
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