scene where John says the word 'Tota' in the lift referring to one of the 'maals' to Neil.For those who haven't seen the movie, Tota means maal. But it refers to only girls.
SO WHAT?
Madhuri's Mast Mesmerizing Men Amendment Act 2009 states: "All men (The men who are declared as real men by Mads herself come in this category.All sissys and cowards come in
the category of so called boys-yes, yes, I made that up) who come under the definition of cute, hot, sexy, irresistible, handsome, smart looking,will be called by the word 'TOTA' and will be used only by Me,Me,Me and yeah me."
the category of so called boys-yes, yes, I made that up) who come under the definition of cute, hot, sexy, irresistible, handsome, smart looking,will be called by the word 'TOTA' and will be used only by Me,Me,Me and yeah me."
The top 10 Totas as compiled by my sis, my college friend and me, after hours of research, followed by loads of confusion, mental harassment, torture and grief of excluding some well deserved men are:-
The Desi Boys:
John Abr...ahem ahem.

Drool Nitin Mukesh

Imran Khan
Ranbir Ka-rich
Arjun Rampal


The Videshi maal -
Johnny Depp

Hugh Jackman
Christian Bale
Cristiano Ronaldo
Daniel Vettori

P.S- This is the drastic effect of being single at 20. Just keeping my options open, you see. Unfortunately, these guys belong to Akansha too. Since I promised this post to be her swayamwar. Don't ask why, how, when, where :D