Wednesday, July 29, 2009

A Truthful Milk.

First things first, Nidhi (What? You don't know her? Blogroll her right now, if you value your life!!) had to change her blog's link. You can catch her at now. *Muft Muft Muft* !!

Why is it that when you want to post a tag, you don't seem to remember which pending tag you were supposed to do?

Why is it that you get thrilled and nervous at the same time when you realize you have 14 months left till you graduate?

Why is it that Jay Sean music gives you a high, which even 10 tequilla shots might not give?

Why is it that they don't make human boys like Edward Cullen ?

Why is it that there seems to be a generation gap between us, 4th yrites and the newbie 1st yrites ?

Why is it that God Uncle couldn't attach a paper on which our career, life partner, the way we will die, everything would be written down? Would save so many complications and depression pangs (Nahii!! I won't ever get a guy!! No one loves me!!), you see.

Why is it that I get a feeling I have made zillion of grammatical errors in this particular post ?

And...What did one milk tell the other milk?

Don't worry. I got an answer for this one. In fact, I got awesome replies to this one. Even better than the original answer.

1) Hello Milk!
Courtesy my rakhi brother in college. Ok, I know my jokes are terrible and pakao, but Hello Milk?!?!?!?!

2) Let's go to the milky way!!
I forgot who told me this. Good one, though.

3) Tumse 'milk'e naa jaane kyun
Garam Bheja Fry in true Bollywood style.

4) I'm hotter than you are.
My reply ^^

5) You are spoilt.
Daddy ji. This is my personal favourite.

6) Kya tum chehre par malai lagati ho? (I mean, how innovative, man.)
GBF again.

7) Tumhari safedi meri safedi se zyada hai !
Chitwan. Haan ji, I use Fair and Lovely all the time.

8) Aaj dekhe zara, kisme hai kitna paani !!
Mommy joke =D

9) Are you related to 'Milk'a Singh?
Amith's desperate contribution to be mentioned on my blog. Haha.

And the real answer is....
"Wat's up, doodh?"

P.S- Not my creation. Don't kill me. It's by my school friend.

P.P.S- I'll try to be truthful is so nice, genuine and I dedicate this post to her. I know, I know, it's hardly a dedication post. But I feel like dedicating something to her. And the questions I have asked in the starting are truthful, so get the connection, naa? :P And btw, Truthful, it wasn't your movie tag which I have accidentally forgotten :P

Monday, July 20, 2009


Dear Madhuri,

Hope you are literally in the pink of health like I am. You must be wondering why I'm writing to you for a change instead of you writing to me.

It's been 2 years since I'm living with you. It's almost like I'm a part of you. When I first came into your life, you never felt my importance. You wanted success right from the time you first held my hand. I didn't provide you that, for at least a year. You never supported me, when I was alone and isolated. I felt betrayed when you talked to me sweetly, and abused me the very next minute. I still loved you, even if you threw me out of your life once, only to accept me back. But you still never felt that I was the person who would make your life worth living. But I knew it.

Then came July 2008, where you ignored my first birthday, but I am not blaming you. I was hardly important in your life then. But it seemed God had heard my prayers. He sent some of his messengers to create a bond between both of us. We finally met, never to separate ever. You loved me unconditionally now. You now realized my importance in your life. We met daily, sometimes even 10 times a day, and stared at each other unblinkingly. There was a time when you were forced to leave me, because of some reasons, but I was glad to have you back in my life.
Today, on my 2nd birthday, the feelings are finally mutual. You adore me and pamper me, and in return, I pass on to you all the love and affection showered upon you by the God sent messengers.

I love you.

Yours blogingly,
Brian (the name of my blog)

P.S- Wrote this post in a hurry, because I AM in a hurry. Would like to thank each and everyone for all the love they have given to my blog and me, and specially my fellow members in the joint blog shit for tat. Today, Mads Mad Mess is alive and kicking only thanks to each and everyone who has commented on my blog.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Love Aaj Kal. Yeah right.

I want....

1) A Boyfriend.

2) Rains to continue.

3) Romantic music in the background.

4) A makkai stall in the corner of a road.

5) No one else on the road except him, me and the makkai wala(corn) (who should disappear after giving us the makkais)

6) Him dancing, singing, being cute, all the while.

7) Sigh.

P.S- I have yet to recover from my previous post on Totas. And I have yet to come to reality that there is no point in going to New York State University to study Masters in Law because Neil Nitin Mukesh and John Abraham do NOT study there. That's it. I'm single and I'm 20. I will never, ever get a guy (or even a girl, in extreme circumstances) . I will be the only miserable one in the family, amongst the latest breed of youngistans who will be pushed into arranged marriage(Some of the youngistans, btw, have found the loovvee of their lives from different countries too)
How embarassing is that.
I have only 4-5 more years to get someone.
P.P.S- This post is not an open letter to bloggers asking them to come to me. Sorry, I'm desperate but not that desperate :D

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Of Totas and Maals

Now, we all know that New York was a 'Neil-good' movie, John was droolicious and Katrina was as usual the cutest thing ever. The best scene ever, as debated with my friend, was the
scene where John says the word 'Tota' in the lift referring to one of the 'maals' to Neil.For those who haven't seen the movie, Tota means maal. But it refers to only girls.

Madhuri's Mast Mesmerizing Men Amendment Act 2009 states: "All men (The men who are declared as real men by Mads herself come in this category.All sissys and cowards come in
the category of so called boys-yes, yes, I made that up) who come under the definition of cute, hot, sexy, irresistible, handsome, smart looking,will be called by the word 'TOTA' and will be used only by Me,Me,Me and yeah me."

The top 10 Totas as compiled by my sis, my college friend and me, after hours of research, followed by loads of confusion, mental harassment, torture and grief of excluding some well deserved men are:-

The Desi Boys:

John Abr...ahem ahem.

Drool Nitin Mukesh

Imran Khan

Ranbir Ka-rich

Arjun Rampal

The Videshi maal -

Johnny Depp

Hugh Jackman

Christian Bale

Cristiano Ronaldo
Daniel Vettori

P.S- This is the drastic effect of being single at 20. Just keeping my options open, you see. Unfortunately, these guys belong to Akansha too. Since I promised this post to be her swayamwar. Don't ask why, how, when, where :D

Sunday, July 5, 2009

An Apparently Intellectual Tag :P

Tagged by Apparently Intellectual... :D

1. I've come to realize that my last kiss.....Was for Mom :P

2. I am listening to... Yeh dooriyan from Love Aaj kal

3. I talk... All the time

4. I love... Andy Roddick for playing so well

5. My best friends.. are the best ones ever...

6. My first real kiss... hasn't yet come

7. Love is... the ulta of evol :

8. Marriage is... far far far far far away :

9. Somewhere, someone is thinking... about me? No way :(

10. I'll always... take Facebook quizes, come what may.

11. The last time I really cried was because... When I got a horrible dream

12. My cell phone.. is my soul, my life, my obsession, my addiction.

13. When i wake up in the morning... I see my cellphone

14. Before I go to bed... I see my cell phone...

15. Right now I am thinking about... What to do next weekend

16. Babies are... cute...

17. I miss... Being carefree

18. Today I.. will not give a damn about anyone

19. Tom I will ... be early to class and will pay attention in class :P Do something worthwhile, and not give a damn about anyone

20. I really want to be able to... get a move on life.

I tag whoever wants to take it up...