Saturday, September 6, 2008

And finally, I get to talk.

I don't know why Madhuri created me.She never told me why I was born.When she wrote my first post, she was cursing badly and muttering "Oh dammit" every 5 minutes. She was lost while finding out, how to post, how to change the font etc. Btw, my Happy Birthday is on July 20th, 2007. And I'm christened Brian.She wrote my first post, pretty quickly. I winced as she added some abuses here and there. She struggled to select a designer outfit, what you people call templates, for me. She wanted something in pink, it seemed. I kept my keys-fingers, crossed. What would the other blogs tell me if I was dressed in shocking pink? I would become the biggest PJ, at least on blogger's world. Other blogs would have taken revenge on me for all the PJs that Madhuri has cracked on the pitiable souls around her. She held the distinction of permanently cracking their brains while they banged their heads against the walls, after listening to the PJs, each sadder than the previous one. Thank the Lord above, for not giving Madhuri enough brains to find a pink template.....

She loved me a lot. Everyday, when she returned from college, she would open me excitedly. (Errr...no. Just click and open. Don't think too much) She would sigh sorrowfully. Doesn't anyone like Brian? She wrote another post and waited. Another post, yet again, and waited. But nobody commented. She was angry. Aghast. Furious. She felt bad for me. I was not accepted in this blogger's world as soon as I was born. She did something behind my back.(which of course I found out, considering I'm as good as Madhuri at having spy networks everywhere) She threatened some of her friends to read it and comment or she'll bash them up. Of course, the frightened souls commented on the posts then. All the posts, mind well. Hehe.

Not many admirers, but still, I was steadily growing up. People started commenting on my posts, without Madhuri having to twist their hands. A little more than a year has passed since I was born. One year young, and Madhuri and I are the best of buddies. The smile that comes on her face when I'm appreciated, brings tears to my virtual eyes. She became a bit smarter. She started posting my link on various blogging communities. Soon, more and more people visited me. Madhuri's college mates visited me too. Many didn't bother to post a comment or even bother to tell Madhuri if her posts are good or not (I don't blame them, specially the guys, since she brutually rapes their image out here!) P.s- They are not bad at all. Many other blog visitors drop in, and leave without a word. Madhuri emotionally blackmails people, which makes them go all senti usually and comment a few humble lines. (Trust a senti, emotional fool to trap other's into her plot...Gah!!)
I should be going. I have talked too much. Time for her to take over. See you on my next birthday....!! (As if she'll let me have a word before that!!)

18 comments:

peter said...

If my blog starts talking he vil be quite happy wid the new dresses he keeps on getting..(template I mean)
and the kind of visitors he is having (maximum gals...bloody ladkibaaz)..LOL

nice idea for a post !

happy blogging !

Mads said...

hehe.thanks..and ur blog's a ladkibaaz? blog kiska? ;-):-P don't blame the poor thing...

kunwar said...

lol nice thinking...

Prabhu Dutta Das said...

Now my blog demands its rights to be heard in open. It started with same template as yours is in now. It started with same number of visitors as it has now :(

It doesn't see itself grow. So it rather looks to wreck its fury wrath on yours.. See the envy always works! Maybe just maybe the blogs are feminine (Cant keep secrets, be loud mouthed and enjoy colours of all shades)

Nidhi said...

I cud visualize ur blog talking to us. Btw change ur template its high time you shud dress up ur blog in new attire. I myself have asked help from peter the great. But he hasnt replied yet :( m so j his template looks so cool.

Mads said...

@kunwar thanku :-)
@prabhu dutta das..lol!!! nice one...
@nidhi,lol even im bugging peter the great :D even im so j of his blog's look :-(

alex paul k said...

ohhh dis was so cute an idea.....n i loved every bit of it....btw convey ma bealated bday wishes.....hp it had a ball with all d comments pouring in....n wish it gets younger

Mads said...

@alex =)) my blog blushes and says so sweet of u. thanku :-D

peter said...

@ nidhi and mads
well peter the great has helped both f u .. is nt it ??

LOL

harini said...

first of all, i love ur blog's dress, hmm no.. outfit, i mean.. its attire... i mean its get up... weell wat am tryin to say is dat it looks really nice, cute and pink. wat took u so long to dress up ur blog in such a cute way!! it adds that pep factor to ur blog. i just love ur blog! i simply love it!!

harini said...

but one thin is confusing me: y did u name ur blog brian and y did u dress it up in pink?
hey u know wat.. ur blog reminds me of "Elle Woods" from "legally blone".
she has a dog who is also her best fren named "bruiser" and she always dresses him in pink.
(nevertheless it is still cute)

Mads said...

@ harina hahaha ya ur right!!
well, i never knew how to dress it up in pink..and i finally found out how to do...
BUT the blog cannot be pink..due to demands from my blog's fan (which is male, of course)..i cant lose my fan club who make the painstacking efforts of tolerating the pink and reading it...so i hv to change the colour :-(
plus, ur right, my blog is a male called Brian. he's not on talking terms wid me because i raped his clothes... :-(
;-)

vivek said...

well first tym commentin on ur blog ! its fun 2 read content wise !..but template sux ! change it ! :) Btw nice idea for a post ..

Mads said...

@vivek aargh. why did i bother changing template to pink? why cant boys like pink?
anyways, thank u :-)

Lavanya said...

looong time sice i read ur Mad Mess!!!
AWESOME IDEA FOR A BLOGPOST SIS!!! really enjoyed reading it..ur writing is improving too...
btw, my boss in Pizza is ..Bryan! he's fun to b wid...we always keep fighting (not real fight..just play-fight) even tho im in Sunset Strips now (d chicken place)

Mads said...

@lavanya, thanks :D
Bryan :O :O :O :O Bryan Adams :D
p.s- guys fight with u and tease u when they like u
*smirks*
:D :P

Lavanya said...

yeah right...and it doesnt help that he's around 50 yrs old, 6'3 tall,looks like a skeleton wid a red moustache n dark glasses !:(
my friday date is better looking ;)

Mads said...

hahahahahahahahaha :-D