Saturday, July 11, 2009

Of Totas and Maals

Now, we all know that New York was a 'Neil-good' movie, John was droolicious and Katrina was as usual the cutest thing ever. The best scene ever, as debated with my friend, was the
scene where John says the word 'Tota' in the lift referring to one of the 'maals' to Neil.For those who haven't seen the movie, Tota means maal. But it refers to only girls.

Madhuri's Mast Mesmerizing Men Amendment Act 2009 states: "All men (The men who are declared as real men by Mads herself come in this category.All sissys and cowards come in
the category of so called boys-yes, yes, I made that up) who come under the definition of cute, hot, sexy, irresistible, handsome, smart looking,will be called by the word 'TOTA' and will be used only by Me,Me,Me and yeah me."

The top 10 Totas as compiled by my sis, my college friend and me, after hours of research, followed by loads of confusion, mental harassment, torture and grief of excluding some well deserved men are:-

The Desi Boys:

John Abr...ahem ahem.

Drool Nitin Mukesh

Imran Khan

Ranbir Ka-rich

Arjun Rampal

The Videshi maal -

Johnny Depp

Hugh Jackman

Christian Bale

Cristiano Ronaldo
Daniel Vettori

P.S- This is the drastic effect of being single at 20. Just keeping my options open, you see. Unfortunately, these guys belong to Akansha too. Since I promised this post to be her swayamwar. Don't ask why, how, when, where :D


Akansha Agrawal said...

Hahahaa... ROFL... I can't stop laughing... and still I can't laugh!!!

Men, stay in-line... ;)

Apparently intellectual said...

lol@tota will be used only by u!
and THIS was the research u were doing!!!:O:O:O
i LOUVVV john!! add ashton kutcher too na!!
he is soooo cute..n even will smith!!:O

kunwar said...

Wait a minute, Am I dreaming or is my name seriously not there in that list? :O....

Neah I'm just dreaming :D

Dhanya said...

Neil Nitin Mukesh simply rocks! So does Daniel Vettori :D

Sia said...

Um Daniel Vettori? :S
All of them are seriosuly old enough to be my Dad. Ew.
Seventeen year olds apparently can only have Edward Cullen, who sucks. (Ooooh.Pun!)

But Imran.

*heart stops*

Shaunak said...

You've formally taken up the post of blogworld matchmaker kya?
I thought u threw my link to Akansha coz I was single.
Nahi!! Dhoka!!
Ppl competing with Rakhi for more TRPs on swayamvars...
Tera number kab aayega re Mads?

NE~ISM said...

MADS!! Those are some mighty yummy eye candy!! wow can you ask her if I can have one??? lol It is nothing wrong with sharing right? lol


I'll try 2 be truthful said...

NOW that's what I call gender equality :D :D ;P.

pehle maine socha *haaaaai ye bandi RK ko bhul gayi* but thank god you didn't.
idiot!! list me itna neeche kyu naam diya?? :x

who is this daniel vettori guy ? footballer hai kya? don't mind mera sports accha nahi hai. bada handsome munda hai. :D

wat say after you complete your parai and me mine chale pardes??? :P

Priya Joyce said...

This is more of my crush brigade than nythng else :P:P


Anurag said...

No... No such law exists..Totaa Is strictly used to refer girls :P

Such a law should be Scrapped :P

and akansha

aZoed said...

totta -> bandi... NO QUESTIONS ASKED!
and don't spoil the school kid by talking of her swayamwar... waise bhi she doesn't pay too much atention to studies

Akansha Agrawal said...

Arrey take your pick... ;)

yeah, LOL... :D

Ppl competing with Rakhi for more TRPs on swayamvars...= who??? :-w

vanilla sky said...


Daniel Vettori is the guy who wears some special specs while playing, becoz he cant wear lens. He is currently the captain of NZ.

cool cool !

Arjun Rampal used to be a craze among some girls during school days

Dont you like Kaka and Djkovic?

Cяystal said...

Daniel Vettori. Nope :\
Cristiano Ronaldo. HELL YES! (His budday is wimme.yayyyyyyyyyy! :D)

John,Imran,Neil,Arjun. Yess !
Johnny Depp,Hugh Jackman.. Oh yes oh yes.
They are actually tota material(s)..
After NY, we using tota too..:D

Cяystal said...

Missing Kaka in the list !

kunwar said...

Ronaldo's Gay man!

I have all the more reason to say that now he's used to Real Madrid.

peter said...



Akansha Agrawal said...

Haww... :O [-(

- Sugar Cube - said...

lol @ Madhuri's Mast Mesmerizing Men Amendment Act 2009!

We definitely need 20-some lawyers to make laws on sexiest looking men..but hey don't be so mean :P Let the word usage be free to all :D

Why isn;t Paul Walker in the list ? :(

Abhinav said...

thanks for excluding me..! huh!

Aw.S.M said...


(no srk no awsm)

*yawns again*

Mads said...

@ Akansha... ;) :D

Mads said...

@ Apparently intellectual...
hehe :P my amendment act..u can make ur own act :D
yaar ashton kuchter is kinda old now :(
but will smith :D
john is the best in the whole list... :D

Mads said...

@ Kunwar.. haha :|
Ronaldo isn't gay... :|
You should be gay if you had said he's hot :D

Mads said...

@ Dhanya
*smug smile* :D

Mads said...

@ Sia...haha :P Age no bar, gal :D
Imran Khan :D Yesh yesh :D

Mads said...

@ Shaunak... lol.. Aaj kal ke bacche..itne despo hai :P (referring to akansha)
ok kidding :D yeah im a pretty good matchmaker
*raises eyebrows and smirks at u*
*nudges akansha*

arre mera number :-ss not now :(
im too busy getting u guys fixed naa :D see how benevolent i am..
*smug smile*

Mads said...

@ Ne :D
Yup yup sure... :D What is mine is yours :D :P

Mads said...

@ i'll try to be truthful...
yaar names itne niche nahi hai :O didnt get u :-s
anyway :-w haan vettori is a zealand bande bade hot hote hai btw :D
haan sure chalte hai...waise bhi one of my motivations for higher studies is guys
*realizes she is sounding despo but doesn't care :D*
Totas zindabad :D

Mads said...

@ Priya...crush brigade it seems :D lol ;)

Mads said...

@ Anurag..kya yaar..u can make ur own...Anurag's Totis law :D :P
Tota hi hai..girls ke liye naa :O :P :D

Mads said...

@aZoed...kya re :O bichari...20 hai...ab to uski umar ho gayi :D

Mads said...

@ vanilla sky... hehe i like kaka...there was a fight between him and ronaldo...but majority voted for ronaldo :(
djokovic is great too
but murray and roddick- *blushes*

Mads said...

@ Crystal..hehe..Kaka is hot che :D was a tuff race :D

Mads said...

@ Peter... :D :P

Mads said...

@ Sugar :D :D :D
paul walker is hot :D
You keep him :P
I'll share him sometimes :D

Mads said...

@ Abhinav..hahaha :|

Mads said...

@ Amith... :P

MultiMenon said...

Team India is back in India right???

Move on gals..they are all hitched.. :D


Amrita~Ams said...

tota he tota re :P..
mere liye ek de nah :P..koi bhi na de na...:P..

Amrita~Ams said...

Madhuri's Mast Mesmerizing Men Amendment Act 2009! :P..hahah.. worked hard..hmmmmmm

HP said...

The others are okay ... but Vittori ?? Seriously ?? !!! OMG !

that's an awesome photo of Arjun !! its my friend's budday tomorrow and i'm going to try and show this to her! internet permitting. thanks for it mads ! :D

soumya.... said...

cooool!!! :P

Harshita said...

Sahiiiiiiiiiii ;);)

BTW same pinch for Hugh Jackman, Arjun Rampal, Johny boy and Neil ;)

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

abbe pagal half gujju ! naamniche hai ka matbal is " why is RK's name so down in the list? " sheesh !

and higher studies se 'TOTA' milte hai??? :D :P :D

Chitwan said... excluded me.. but chalta hai :P

come up with a list of hot steaming gals also re...exclusively for guys who read ur blog diligently

Arv said...

I dont watch much of the bollywood movies... so not so familiar with this movie...

have a nice day :)


Dr. Acula said...

hahahahaha!! mast hai yaar !! ASLI maal!! ranbir, imran aur neil mere bhi hain...okay naa?? :) :P :P

Nidzzi said...

havent watched new york. but want too . i dnt like ranbhir much

Mads said...

@ is single :D ..Zaheer is single :D
Rohit Sharma is single.. :D

Mads said...

@ Amrita~Ams...yes yes why not...its all about sharing and caring :D

Mads said...

@ HP...kya yaar u didnt like the others :(
Yeah..hope ur friend loved the pic as well :D

Mads said...

@ make that hot!! :D :D :D :D :P ;)

Mads said...

@ Hershey >:D< :D hehehe..aur baaki mei same pinch nahi hai? :(

Mads said...

@ i'll try to be truthful...arre :O others were definitely hotter than ranbir re. isliye he came niche :P but it's actually not in any real order :D
all are hot che...
yaar...lets try going abroad and tota hunting :D we would 'tota'lly love it :D

Mads said...

@ Chitwan..har har :|
no re. wont put up girls ke pics. blogsville will be suspicious of my orientation :| :P
waise bhi im hitting on mangal, harshita and prachi all the time :D :P

Mads said...

@ Arv..hehe its alright :P

Mads said...

@ Dr. Acula...hehee :D pakka!! :D
;) :P

Mads said...

@ dare u make a typo in typing ranbir's name :O
anyway..u must watch new york :-w

Randeep said...

John is ok. Rest is waste.. these girls got everything wrong :P

Being a single rocks. You will understand it later.. ;)


Sarath said...

ur own list of totas??? good idea.. should start making my own list too.

Mads said...

@ Randeep...shoo..ur a boy. and a straight one. u won't get it :P
yes being single does rock...most of the times :D

Mads said...

@ Sarath..make it !!!!!!!!!!!