Monday, March 9, 2009

I faking love you....

Beep you.

Yes, I'm still pissed, and I don't care if Mads Mad Mess turns into a depressing, frustrated blog. I'm not allowed to crib anywhere, since the entire world pounces on me if I crib. My friends seem to be immersed in trouble, 24*7, so I'm not allowed to rant about my sorrows to them. My mom has the burden of the whole world on her tender shoulders, and she is not even thinking about my marriage :-( so Jai Ho to her. And well, I'm too agnostic to turn to God for help. But, you still rock, God. No hard feelings che.

I will crib, I will rant, I will wipe out the smile from your face, so stop reading, if you don't want to get depressed. Sigh. I'm so mean naa. Let my blog be called Mean Mads Mess henceforth.

The worst phase of my life, which started from Jan 1 2009, is continuing, the amount of irritation mounting day by day. I had moments of joy last night when I watched Jab we met on tv and Filmfare awards (RANBIR!!!!! He wasn't that funny, but I could stare at him,so cool che) but today, I'm back to my irritated self. Mom has given up on me. Gee, thanks for that vote of confidence, you rock...

I have some Dad jokes, and Mom jokes, and Grandfather jokes too, but I'm not that nice a girl, to see you laughing, and me depressed, so I will not put it up. I know I'm mean, so don't stay here. Go X-(

A poem dedicated to all the people who fake around all the beeping time. Penned down by me and my friend, Harini, in class, when we were really really really really really pissed at the fakers.


Hey, that's a really fine top you are wearing!
It looks like, it's triplets she's carrying...

OMG!Your new haircut is amazing!
Wait till I tell XYZ, that you look disgusting...

Awwww!!You and you boyfriend look so cute !!
Did I just say that? My foot !!

Yeah,before the exam,I'll tell you the facts of the case*,
Before the exam, you think I'll see your face?

I'm confident, this chapter isn't there in the examination!!
You actually think I would tell the truth to my opposition?


It's a faking world out there,
There's nobody, it would spare,
Genuine I am, and it's for everyone to see,
A fake Mads for all the fakers, I can't ever be.


*I'm a law student, and we have to mug up all the cases with their facts and the basic principle in the judgement of those cases. So usually, before the exam, if we don't get the facts of some really important case, we ask XYZ. And XYZ tells us 5 mins before the exam starts that he/she doesn't know the facts or will tell us the wrong facts of the case. Beep you, man/woman.


P.S- I wish my sister was here :-(
P.P.S- I really don't know why I kept one of the labels as 'mummy oh mummy, kya accha bana rahi ho' ....
P.P.P.S- Beep blogger.com. I cannot upload a pic for this post.

51 comments:

Trinaa said...

MADS!! calm down babes. arrey u get such losers everywhere..unko factory outlet mein banaya gaya tha, voh bhi quintal quintal mein :(

ignore them re..they just arent worth d trouble :X

AB said...

Hii
Abhinav here. Have you ever read an NCERT book. If not, grab from some padosi! It has a Gandhiji's Talisman which we do not read anyways and make fun of M.K. Gandhi ji but if we do we can understand something. It says this,

Whenever you feel cheated, failed, disgusted.. Think of the beggar you saw on the footpath who doesn't know abt the next mean he is going to get... think about a physically challenged person who cannot walk. Think of a person whose most loved one went away.

You will feel better if you do this.


[Abey, you shud hv told me this.. why am I doing this for you!]

remember....
Jai Ho!

vanilla sky said...

ahh...the post is so spontaneous ! loved it !
yes! those beep people exist everywhere , who purposefully tell a wrong answer during exam time,or say certain topic isn't there in the test, when they have fully mugged it up :x
all i wish is that someday those people will be paid back in the same way.

Nidz said...

IN THE LAST LINE ONLY I UNDERSTOOD WHT BEEP WAS FOR. LOL
mAY B U WERE HUNGRY WHN U WROTE THIS POST. FRUSTRATION LEADS TO ANGER U SEE.
SOrry for upper case . didn't realise

Amrita~Ams said...

hey buddy calm down...we hv to face such ppls..give a shit to them chunk all..
n seriously...ur blog is full of positive energy...even if ur in this mode...;)
chalo now...forget all..n get back to ur mode..
n then say..thunderously
HAPPY CHE(ur style :P)

Anonymous said...

Mads: cheer up girl.. and I am with you for that opinion about fakers..

*beep* they are.. totally..

peter said...

why ...beep it ...jus take the name and say x y z is an asshole or some airhead ...blah blah ...u knw how much i hate fakers....!!

i even hate ..ppl who show off a lot .its a biggest turn off for me !!
and hey the poem was damn gud ..tell that to Harini too


Awwww!!You and you boyfriend look so cute !!
Did I just say that? My foot !!


LOL :D

Mads said...

@ Trinaa... yeah :( i should ignore them. but how much? they are everywhere :(( like u said factory outlets se aate hai, bulk mei :((((((((((((

@abhinav. im from Gandhi's land \:D/ i dont believe in non-violence...blah blah.. :P :D
i liked that speech u wrote. *sniff* :((
Jai ho all the way che \:D/

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

oh i hate those jo log exam ke pehle galat ans batate hai . it's a farce !

and i had waited like anything for ranbir-imran hosting the filmfares , but was bored :( :( socha na tha aisa hoga :(

small condolence : deepika looked like a paathar ki sanam ( without any expressions ) so ranbir will come to u for his divorce case and then hehehhe * mean laugh* . deepika ki to aisi ki taise .

Mads said...

@vanilla sky... :(( i know...really hope they are paid back..and SOON X-( :((
beep at them X-(


@nidhi commented as nidzzi :O kaise :O :O :O
and i wasn't hungry :| :| my thoughts were poured out here be... X-(

Mads said...

@ i'll try to be truthful...thanks for that :D :D :D >:D< love u !! im ditching ranbir,farhan and marrying u :D :D :D but can i have an affair with rahul dravid? u can have an affair with whoever u want, meanwhile.. :D :D :D
*becomes straight again* :| :| :|
yeah deepika's so called expressions sucked. filmfare was so boring this time :((

yeah beep people suck :(( kya kare...just be called we aren't among them :D :D

Mads said...

@amrita~ams.. :D :D arre :P positive energy still che?? lol..
thanks a lot >:D< hugs che...
and will try to be happy che..asap :) :) :D :D

@pink orchid...beep them..totally :D :D :D :P

@peter..yeah will tell harini :D thanks for liking it :D
yeah fakers and show offs suck the most :( :( :((

Mads said...

@i'll try to be truthful.. one sec :O :O divorce case? u mean they will marry???? :O :O
nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :(( :P :P :P

Faith Lasts said...

hey Madz!!
Its Ok to be mad sometimes.
You rule che :-D

Akansha Agrawal said...

The poem is supercool... very app!

And it looks like you're still in the mad mad mess... Go watch a movie! how 'bout Dev D? ;)

Nikhil Menon said...

dis pic is soo bloddy realtive to wot ur rite now.. :D u seem pissed up der too.. :(

Cheer up madzzy..Life can be a bitch at times,acknowledge it b4 it gorges on ya.. :)

Take care.. :)

Nikhil

Lucifer said...

shaant gada dhaari bheem shaant!!!!

Thresia said...

wow maddsie, its nice to be back. and you seem to have written an awesome lot, and i just had to sit down and read all of them, even if i have got exams coming up!
jai ho! muah!

Anonymous said...

hi yaar
aa to badi saaru post che ...haha

relaxxx , calm down, world is full of shit yaar...we have to believe in ourselves..I can understand ur level of frustration ..:)

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

arre maddy dukhi mat ho re . btw wats 're' in marathi ?? meri holi hopefully 'su che' hoigi :D

naaah am not getting married , but tu ja na ranbir ke upar ek bar try to maar hi sakti hai :)

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

and why the beep i remember one of your posts called " its only fuck"

fuck fuck fuck che :P :)

Anurag said...

Omg So many Beeps ....Beep ki Beep Beep :D

Just beep them of your life ....#%#%&@%# ...... :D Mads is now truly mad ....Go have a shower and them you'll find urself in a beeping good mood :D

Ratzzz said...

oi.. ye kya hua.. hugzzz... be back to ur normal self soon...

in btw Hey, that's a really fine top you are wearing!
It looks like, it's triplets she's carrying...
LMAO....

Chill babe..

Me said...

Pagli Mads...

Aww!! yeh ley ek jadoo ki jhappi... waisey I can call it bear hug... I am no less than a polar bear these days...hehe :D

Koi nahi yaar... tu depress che.. toh kya hua...Its healthy at times to see the other side of life...

And to all fakers, YOU SUCK PEOPLE!! Shout it our aloud...

You knw wat I do when someone is lying to me.. I imagine them as jokers and shit! they find it when they see my smiling...ahahaha ;)

Anonymous said...

should i laugh or should i cry...

though it was a rant post, it had all the ingredients of a funny person hidden inside it.. let more of these come with such hidden fun attributes..

thanks for visiting my page..

god bless

www.chronicwriter

U can call me your attorney said...

Oh mads...chill yaar..God made u unfake amongst fakers because u r the chosen one! One day you wil be chosen to behead them all (waise bhi vishnu's avtaar in kalyug is yet to come in this era :P)

u rock che and fakers cnt rock you down..so y to bother!! smile che :P
and kindly post ur granpda jokes also.

Akansha Agrawal said...

Did I forget...

Tamara title of the post ekdum saaru che! :D

Sarath said...

that's one frustrated post.. Cool it off re.. One thing u can do in such times... Just sleep it off.. It helps me a lot.. U wake up feeling refreshed.

Dr. Acula said...

Know what, I get it..I've been fuming and Aargh-ing over this too much lately. But, I think I'm over that phase for the time being. One thing I know for sure though is, that People suckk!! like..reeeeally reaally suckk!! yeah. most of em and they are fakers!! And they won't admit it even to their selves..they're fake to the core.
Every time I try making friends..ever since I got outta school..more often than not..people turn out to be beepholes. U can't help it..so, sleep. Or fret it out on your blog like you just did! I know it helps me! Chill maar.

P.S.: Dude!! Your blog rocks!! :D Seriously.

Pallav said...
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Pallav said...

i call them Looser faker...
because they fake with ownself too
Ppl r selfish they dnt tell u truth before exam...this is hard core fact
u nvr knw the person sitting to u next who call himself ur good frnd he/she can also do this...
so beawre frm them
n hw tackle them jst rverse it..
wht evr they say
or else keep smiling with !@#$%
ha h ahah
Cheersss Cheeeee :)

Anonymous said...

Ahh..the poem is just too good :-D
Good work to u n Harini :-)

anger is vented out...be happy!!
2009 is not proving tat good for me either..lets same pinch :-D (bad joke)

Anil Sawan said...

lol, looks like poor miss madzie is really pissed with her exams :P chill che.. everything wud be fine.. luv ya :)

and next time u wana vent out ur frustrations, i am just a ping away :P

Cяystal said...

beep the fakers for a change, Madzie..see I am back okay?..so your blog will be happy happy! :P..
And i was actually lol-ing at te notes you wrote..specially tat shirt vaala..and ab jo anger nikal gaya be happeeeeeee go peeeeeeee and smilpeeeeeee.=D )accha theek hai..I am obsessed with peeeeeeeee! :D

take the care and inna gussa not accha!

Mads said...

@bhaw..hehe.. yeah!! :D :D

@akansha..hehe !! yes yes i wanna watch dev d..feel like one anyways :D :P :P thanks for liking the poem :D

@multimenon..yo..will try lifing my spirits high \:D/ :D :D thanks :D :D :D

Mads said...

@mayz :O im not bheem :P :P :P

@sia..great to see u back here!! me not regular on ur blog :( me busy wid projects...
muah :D welcome back again!!! :D :D

@AS...hehe..yeah..thanks a lot :D :D :D

Mads said...

@i'll try to be truthful..my sis has ordered me not to use abuses on blog coz it doesnt look nice :( like my future husband is reading this right now..grump grump..
're' is usually used by hyderabadis..what re...how re..why re :D my best friend in college is from hyd, so its infectious :D :D

Mads said...

@anurag..hehe.. :P :P shower won't make me have a thanda dimag :P :P
yeah X-( beep them out of my life!! :P :P

@the rat...thanks..hugs to u too :D
and thanks for liking that line :D :D hehe...

Mads said...

@ harshita...hehe.. :P :P imagining them as jokers is a good one :P they are already one, though...hmmph!!
hugs che >:D< :D :D

@chriz...yeah..life isn't allowing me to write a funny post :P :P :D :D
thanks for commenting :) :)

@chitwan..yo che B-) thanks for that \:D/ :D :D

Mads said...

@akansha..hehe :D :D thanks a lot for that :D :D >:D<
and it is..title of the post bahuj saras che :P :P btw :P :)) :D


@sarath..hehe i hv been sleeping off and waking up to more n more shit :D :D
thanks for the advice :P :D

Mads said...

@siya...yeah !! :D :D vomitting it out on blogs helps..and yeah..we gotta ignore such people !!
thanks for liking my blog :) :)

@pallav...yeah i know...thanks for commenting :)

Mads said...

@enchantinganki..yeah will tell her :) thanks for liking it :) :)
and hope 2009 is better for both of us :((

@sawan..sure :|

@crystal..welcome back!! :D :D :D :D >:D< hugs che...
yesh yesh..happeeeeeeee i shall try to beeeeeeeeeee :D :D
welcome back :D my blog is happy shappy seeing u :P :D :D

Onward said...

wow...u can actually post an entry without using 'fuck' in it!!. Kudos to u :-)...but whats with all the melodrama yaar...jeeyo,hasoon, muskurao kya pataa kal ho na ho( or something like that)..hehe...

HP said...

awww ...
cheer up kid..
the kind of people you've mentioned here dont deserve all that attention ...

Dutta said...

MADS IS REALLY MAD ... how great the world would have been if everybody said whats really on their mind ... !!

Prabhav said...

You actually think I would tell the truth to my opposition?

truly a budding lawyer!!

Arnab Majumdar said...

Jeez, someone is (was... hopefully) in a bad mood! But yes, one thing is damn true... fakers should be shot! Doesn't even make sense why some of them lie, fake, and do everything in between those two... that too so much!!

First time for me on the blog, and I couldn't help browsing through some of the old posts too... good job you've done here. By the way, I AM quite a big fan of dark humour :D

Blogrolling you... Cheers...

alx said...

appreciate d idea behind d post

quite a cool poem n hop ya coolin down

Unknown said...

guess life at all college campuses is that... full to the brim wih beep fakers!
nice creation there... ;)
and you seem to be really good at beeping... ;)

Unknown said...

guess life at all college campuses is that... full to the brim wih beep fakers!
nice creation there... ;)
and you seem to be really good at beeping... ;)

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