Friday, February 27, 2009

Run, Mads, Run

Drumroll.
I’m back.
(Listens to the deafening applause).
Blush.

I wanted to write hell lot of things for this post, but my brain cells are dead. Not because they are still full of mugging Company law cases (R v. Kite, in which 6 people were in a canoe. The CEO of a company had instructed them not to use lifeboats if boat capsizes. The boat capsized and 4 people died. The CEO was held liable. Howzzat??) and full of debates whether the unmarried daughter will inherit property from her family or not (FYI, before 1956 she couldn’t, and after amendment, she can inherit. This is Family Law, for whomsoever concerned). But, my brain cells are dead since I just recovered from a food poisoning case (The dreaded Friday the 13th one) and immediately after exams, my battle with loosemotion and puking began.

The situation- Loosemotion aaya, toilet bhaago, Sigh. Bleeergghhhh. Puke. Rinse mouth. Wipe mouth with towel. Realize your salive is dripping. Run to the wash basin again. Sit on the bed. Exclaim, what a relief, sir ji. After sometime, something happens down under. Rush at lightening speed to the toilet. Process continues as above.

It's so not cool when you have loosemotion followed by puking. I puke in the washbasin then run and shit in the toilet. I wonder how people manage, who puke in the toilet and shit in the toilet too. Chitwan asked me to do that. But how can I do it simultaneously? Imagine, puke, shit, puke, shit. OMG. Too strenuous. Although, we can save water by doing that. Only using flush and removing both puke and shit out. Will remember to recommend this solution to save water to Narendra Modi.


So, coming back to my brain cells being dead, I tried writing a poem, story, but couldn’t manage a shit.
Hence, this post about shit.
Enjoy the post on our joint blog shit for tat.
P.S.- Situation is under control now. I’m taking medicines and I’m alive and kicking.
A huge thank you to Urv, for teaching me how to do that link thingy where you underline the person whom you're linking to. Aargh. Hope you got what I meant. And a tight slap because he is not updating his blog. Someone get him out of hibernation.

39 comments:

Chitwan said...

Since you posted this when i ws online..so here goes my first comment..
first of all no need to puke in the seat when u r shitting...u cn flush your shit nd then puke..

but i guess you do face this problem quite often right..so may be you hv better hand experience nw..as to where to shit and where to puke? :P
lol...brain cells may get rejuventated after the kachra inside is thrown out..

shit man what all am i talking about!!

tinni said...

m supposed to do a post for his blog..so shhhhhhh.. it'll come!

Amrita~Ams said...

brain cell dead..hell...but madness is still visible even after deceased :P(That to with shit puke shit puke..mode)
seriously Loosemotion is the worst thing tat can happen to anyone...

"Sit on the bed. Exclaim, what a relief, sir ji"..lolz :D :D

P.S: use flush properly.
>:D< Hugs with lots of loose emotions :P

Abhinav said...

Ohh! Looks as if I am not the only one battling with haalaaats and situations in life....

Let ur brain cells do rest and let go all ur laws out of ur body!
whataver that means!

Nidhi said...

Since i had been always so week during my college our. i had gone thru the shit and puke thing many times. And followed by blackout and darkness infront of my eyes. I had to lie in bed but the puke nad shit attracts me to loo and whn i wake up the blindness in my eyes say get ur ass to bed!!! imagine
Once i fainted in loo shitting!! :O

Nidhi said...

Sorry weak** typo u see..

Sarath said...

Glad that the situation is under control.. eat properly.. and dont forget to flush properly..

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

ARRE not simultaneously , alag alag .

get well soon :)

MultiMenon said...

oh ho ho ho!! :D

Poor u madzzyy.. :) good that its finally under control now.I kno how horrible it is.. :p good goin n yeah,flush properly.. :p

Take care pal,coz I care.. :)

Nikhil

abhishek said...

u can take a long pipe and fix like a big nozzle to one of its end and puke into it so that the puke finds its way through into the loo through the other end and then this way you can shit at the same time too. :P

Do you study criminal law?

bhaw said...

**we can save water by doing that. Only using flush and removing both puke and shit out

hahahahha good one!!

Mads said...

@chitwan. yeah i hv experienced it often :'( but never both puking and loosemotioning (copyright over this word, in case it doesn't exist) together....
braincells are actually rejuvenated now... :D

writing about shit rocks :D :D \:D/

Anurag said...

i am sick too.... :(
About the flush problem ...Somebody gotta fix it quick ..nahin toh...Damn !!!

HP said...

yayy !! you finally learned it !! Good boy, Urv !

and you take care... and keep well!

hope to see you in the favourite colour of your health soon.

Mishra said...

You getting popular.Not bad :)

Akansha Agrawal said...

hehe... nice to see you again... alive and kicking... no doubt... :D :P

mayz said...

hahahahaha...ok i really wanted to say smthn but m gonna restrain myself...jus get well soon :)

The Rat... said...

ah.. i had the same prob last Wednesday.. it was so strenuous, given that i was in office wen the bug caught me and the ladies rest room is 2 floors above my floor.. imagine my plight.. rather than the puke-shit routine it was climbing up n down that made me weak..

:-) hope u are OK now.. my doc suggested me to take ice cream.. i tell u , it works!!!

Sam_2 said...

hye mads u d be alright :)

Mads said...

@tinni...im not getting what ur trying to say :-ss

@amrita.hehehe >:D< hugs to u too...thank god someone else at least knows smiley ke codes :P :D \:D/

im much better now #:-s what a relief, sir jee is so right..!! :D

Mads said...

@abhinav...hehe :P attending weddings is surely much better than shitting constantly.. :'(


@nidhi... :O u fainted while shitting...delicate darling X-( dhuuuu....

Mads said...

@sarath..yes yes...much better now !! :D

@ i'll try to be truthful..arre alag alag, i.e simulatenously only...pehle puke, then shit, then puke then shit... :( anyway, am much better now :D :D :D

Mads said...

@ multimenon..yeah..flushed properly..and am better now.. :D thanks :)

@abhishek.....nice idea actually...do they teach u that at IIT??? :O :D
i'v finished studying criminal law as part of my course :P why?? no, i wont defend u in case ur planning murder or something.... :P

Mads said...

@bhawana... :) :D :D :)

@anurag...same pinch... :( :( and hope ur better now....

@HP
blushes....hehe ya i finally learnt it....and thanks... :) am better now...
Lol and rofl @ hope to see you in the favourite colour of your health soon. =)) hahahaha :D

Mads said...

@mishra ji..hehe thanks :P

@akansha..thankuuu =) =)

@mayz... :O this is no censored place...u'd better say whatever u wanted to say X-( bad boy...
and thanks :) am much better now...

Mads said...

@ the rat...ohh shit (literally!!) poor u :( :( hope ur feeling much better now..u cud hv taken the day off from office then, right?? anyway...
ice cream works?? oooh, will try it next time... :( and hope there's no next time for either or us!!

@ sam..thanks :D im much better now... :)

sampurna said...

poor u..i really pity u..but i love d post

kapman said...

that thing urv thought u is called an embedded URL if i'm not wrong ..
teach me that sometime !!
is'nt shit ur fav. word ??

Mads said...

@sampurna...hehe..thanks for liking it :) :)

@kapman !! embedded URL is right..and wow,i should teach u?? ahem ahem...*lifts the collar of her shirt* :P sure sure :P

i loveeeeeeeeeeee shit :D :D :D :D it signifies...so much...(voice is choked with emotions...)

Mahul Bhattacharya said...

HA HA HA!
Sorry if that offends you but ha ha ha again.

Two more things-
u got shobhaa de blogrolled and u said u dnt care much abt her blog.

why dnt u do the 25 thingy tag??

P.S.- I really dnt think this shd be posted as a comment, but I found no comment/shout box.

peter said...

so i am 5 days late :(
i liked the title ;)
have u seen that movie btw ?

and puking and loose motions arent fun ask me ...i have been down wid it so many times :(

and look at the labels u have given 'toilet che' LOL :P

Mads said...

:O u think i hv the brains to put a shout box application? tsk tsk u dont know me at all :P

i blogrolled shobha de to see how she writes :-w but am not that big a fan of her blog...where did i write that i dont care abt her blog btw? :O

and yeah i'll do the 25 things tag next time...i like it :D :D :D

Mads said...

@peter....finally u commented :P
ya that movie is a german movie basically.. :P not watched it...
loosemotion plus puking sucks :((
and :"> blush at the labels... :D

Toonfactory said...

Hey there, nice blog...Well I remember my Law Paper, how I gave it...Well hope U are alright now

Aditi..............:) said...

Such phases come and go.....they go faster than they come...;)
so take a chill pill...btw it was fun to read it :)

Aditi..............:) said...

Such phases come and go.....they go faster than they come...;)
so take a chill pill...btw it was fun to read it :)

Aditi..............:) said...

Such phases come and go.....they go faster than they come...;)
so take a chill pill...btw it was fun to read it :)

Aditi..............:) said...

hey babe sorry ....this comment was for your tag post ;)
well....hope you well now dear !! :)
btw i dunno y my comments are appearing thrice....:O

alex paul k said...

damn i ve got a shit habit f imaginin wat i read n i had a shitty experience reading this......hp u r fine....n yeah finally wen v learn something we tend 2 overuse it