Why men are rude pigs

(I'm rather fond of writing in points, so here it goes again...)
1) "Hey I got a new dress today!" she says with a huge smile. She waits for him to ask her to wear it and show him. But he simply says, "So??"
2)"You want to watch this shit all night??" she says with a laugh, pointing at a football match going on. "Yes. Good night." is his blunt answer. With no apologies.
3)When she gets excited about his birthday. His cold answer is "I don't celebrate my birthday. It's just another day."
4)And of course, when it's her birthday. He conveniently forgets it. Or even if he remembers it, he smugly says, "It's just another day." Yeah right.
5)"You don't know anything." End of story.
6)"You emotional creatures." he says and rolls his eyes. Duh. At least one among the two of us needs to have emotions.
7)After a fight, he'll throw hints when he wants to make up. But that blunt "sorry" will never come out.
8)He can lift her. But she can't lift him. Huh. Whatever that was supposed to mean.
9)Need I mention belching, cracking non veg jokes in front of a girl they hardly know, scratching themselves at inappropriate places in public? Phew. Disgusting.
10)Telling every Rita,Sita,Gita their autobiography. And expecting the poor girl to remember everything in detail.

To be continued, when the next guy launches his rude attack on me or any one I know.
That's why men are rude pigs. It's great being a girl. At least it's better than the other option.