The best part about any college life has to be the friends that one makes during college. Bunking classes and catching a movie, trying to catch the attention of the opposite sex (and lately, same sex too :O), playing tic tac toe in class, suddenly getting the urge to count the number of stars with your friend before an all important exam...The list is endless :D
There is this one friend who everyone must be having in his/her life. Also known as the embarassing friend. No no, not that you are embarassed to be his/her friend. Just that he/she ends up embarassing you...always!
I have one such friend and this post is dedicated to her.
1) Me (in a whisper): "Pssst. Don't take names. But the guy, I was telling you about. The one who looks like a girl. Yeah, the so called boy called Rajesh. He's right behind you.Turn subtlely and look at him, ok!!"
Embarasser(hysterical with happiness of finally getting to see him, like he is a Tom Cruise or something!!): "What?? Rajesh is behind? But where? Oh, behind me? But where is Rajesh?"
Rajesh has been giving both of us stony looks for the rest of our college lives since that (un)fateful day.
2) Embarasser (in full of her bitchy josh): Haha you know what? Sandeep and Sheena were totally making out in the classroom. I just saw them. Can you imagine, what Sheena's ex would go through if he had seen that?" (laughing like there is no tomorrow)
Me: (trying to tell her Mr.Ex is right behind us)
Embarasser: Hai? What? Arre laugh naa! I hope he goes there now. (sniggering)
Mr. Ex passes by and clears his throat to make his presence felt and embarasser's laugh dies in her mouth.
In one class, our sir asked us a basic question, who's answer we HAD to know, but surprisingly all of us were stoned that day and no one bothered to give an answer. Sir got pissed and went like, "How can you people not know this? I should commit self- suicide!!" LOL. I like sirs who make such sad jokes and entertain the class!
This semester has been very hectic since the examination system has been changed totally. So I'll be posting less and will read you guys when I have time.
Btw, I've been interviewed by Pakistani Spectator. If you value your life, read it and comment!!!