Wednesday, November 11, 2009

On Fingering, Roadies and MUMBAI !

Got nothing really to write about. Thought of a funny incident which happened this semester so posted about it. And after a long time, posting a Dad Joke :)


The Nobody (That is the nobody in my batch who tries to be a yo che dude): "Abbe suno, pata hai aaj kya hua ??"

We (with an expression that we couldn't care less if Obama came to our college to give a guest lecture): Uhuh?

The Nobody: (in the typical India TV sansani khabar tone): Pata hai, X ne Y ko finger dikhaya???????????

We (indifferent as ever. I think it's in the blood of lawyers to be indifferent to everything that happens which doesn't involve sex, money, internships, and c.g.p.a- not necessarily in that order): Uhuh... (Read: Buzz off!!)

Nobody: (determined to make an impact) WO BHI MIDDLE WALA !!!

We: (too stunned to respond)
It was on the tip of my tongue to tell him, "OMG! And there I was thinking he showed him the little finger and went off to do susu...."


Dad Joke:

I was watching the endless repeats of Roadies 6 when Dad entered the room. He looked at Bobby and Palak wrestling, kicking and pulling each other's hair. I looked innocently back at Dad, who in turn gave me a 'you useless fellow' look. I can't help it. My semester break coincides with MTV telecasting Roadies all day and I'm forced to watch MTV since Miley Jab Hum Tum has finally become boring. I continued watching, pretending I didn't catch the dirty look thrown at me.

Dad coughed and dryly remarked, "Is it Roadies you are watching or Rowdies?"

Mom sniggered from the kitchen and I continued watching, pretending I didn't hear that.


Thanks Akansha for the shower of awards :D
Am off to Mumbai for my internship. Hoping to have some fun at least at the end of the year. Will keep you posted.

24 comments:

Kaka said...

lol....too good a joke..:D..i share the same view as ur dad..i would like to hear more of ur dad'd jokes...:)....

ScarletTd1ar1es said...

lol. rowdies?
enjoy mumbai. :)

Akansha Agrawal said...

I hate such guys... nobody waale... :|

LOL at your intended response... :))

Koi na, new season of Roadies will start pretty soon... :P I start watching Roadies and mom starts looking at me with new interest... I dunno why... maybe she's checking for Roadies ke side-effects :-s

Dad ^:)^ che...

You deserve them re... >:D<

Haan keep us posted about all the hot guys ;) :D

Anurag said...

lol that roadies show was all rowdie infact that's not a joke...that's reality

and u coming here in mumbai :-o ..when where?

Abhinav said...

haha! he is right!!

all the best for interns!

see u soon

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

middle wala ?? hoooooooowwww

masti kar mumbai me :P cute bando pe feast :P

roadies 7 ka audition dekha ? thank god raghu's been done away with , i feel peaceful watching the show now.

peter said...

"since Miley Jab Hum Tum has finally become boring."

ROFL, the way you have written the above line, i almost wanted to grab a magnifying glass =))

Have fun in mumbai, take care :)

Suree said...

Have nice time in mumbai...

Amrita~Ams said...

hahahha..
now this is madssssssss type of post :D:D:D

Amrita~Ams said...

enjoy in mumbai

Sam said...

Oh you coming here? Come come..

Priya Joyce said...

ahaaa..ur dad's joke ws interesting

wanna hear more of them :P

i have a similar dad here :P:P
lolzzzzzz

Ajay said...

ahh...dat roadies...i hate them all(thank god im nt d only one)...a bunch losers picking a new generation of fresh losers....

btw nice to hear abt ur mumbai plans.... goodluck to ur mumbai dayz ahead...d metropolis awaits u...:)

nywayz...dont be surprised seeing me here..2de im visiting random blogs...:P

Dhanya said...

:D Rowdies! :D

Your dad rocks che! Miley jab hum tum is finally boring eh? Took you such a long time to realize :D

- Sugar Cube - said...

lol @ woh bhi middle wala !

Miley jab hum tum was always boring :|

Shruti said...

u r a mumbai material!! as in meant for a place like that.. work hard n hv fun :)
my dad loathes me for watchin roadies.. n i miss raghu terribly this time. roadies w/o raghu is like chocolate w/o cocoa!!

oRange* said...

ROWDIES!! lol

Why cant our parents understand how amazing a show that is!

and miley jab hum tum :S
lol!

Harshita said...

Dad is awesome :D :D

hehehe... and that guy... middle finger waala is dumb...;)

Mumbai is waiting for u gal.. go and live it up.. do well haan...

AJai said...

well... if u are studying to be a lawyer then i think mr nobody is right in assuming nothing. he clarified na? :P

and gosh i hate them roadies re-runs. and yes it can be embarrassing to have the folks around. totally totally understand. :)

Suresh Kumar said...

Your dad jokes are really nice. Clicked on the tab dad jokes and reading more....

Iyer circus was very funny... :) what a family.... :)

Stupidosaur said...

"Oh, middle wala? I thought ladies wala!"

Gaurav Rajguru said...

Hi Mads,
Have been followiong you blog for sometime now and really like the way you write. Just a quick note here: the title of your post can be taken in a slanderous manner. I hope you do not take my comment in a wrong way: it is just an after thought :))

Gaurav

ki said...

rowdies :D

Dr. Acula said...

"since Miley Jab Hum Tum has finally become boring" :P *Points and laughs* LOL :P And the number of times that I've tried to watch it ONLY because you like it so much!!! LOL *Points at herself and laughs* :D

Maddie, darling, your choice of TV programs is horrible. Really. Roadies 6 was so horrible!!! Lol :P