Thursday, January 15, 2009

Some more Dad Jokes, on demand...

(Those who are new to Dad jokes, please read the label of Dad jokes and then continue reading this post)
My blogger readers have LOLed and ROLFed at my Dad jokes and merely managed a tiny smile at my jokes. No, my ego is not hurt, I am not pissed, I am not jealous. I shall keep cracking poorer than the poorest joke (anyway, its recession-heehee) till I reach his esteemed level.

Here it goes....
(Some names and situations have been changed to prevent my ass from getting kicked by my parents and then the same poor ass getting kicked by other people concerned)

1) A guy called Vikram used to work with my Dad. Another guy used to work with Vikram and they had to report to my Dad. One day, that other guy hadn't come and Vikram turned up alone.
Dad: "Oye Vikram! Betaal kahan hai??"
Lol :-P

2)A guy called Kamalpreet Puri was my cousin's friend. Whenever I met him during my summer holidays in Mumbai,he used to piss me off like anything. I used to crib to my parents everytime when we talked on the phone about him.
The night before I was supposed to come back to Ahmedabad, my mom called me and asked me if I wanted something special for dinner when I came back. Before I could answer, she giggled and Dad roared in the background.
Dad had said, "She will want anything to eat except Puri."
Hahahahaha. Right!! :-P

3)Mom had got a sticker that said "OM" at some religious function she attended. Since Peter Andre's poster already adorned my room door, but naturally, she had to put it on her bedroom door.
Dad came from work that night, and peered at the door.
He nodded wisely and said, "Now that your Mom has put OM sticker, our home will become (H)OM(E) SWEET (H)OM(E)" :-P

Now for one of my jokes. I didn't make up this one. The ones which I make up, are too...*ahem*...to put it on my blog. Shhh. Shhh. My mom reads my blog. Shhh. Angel face smiley.

Q. How do you ask the rose to go to the moon?

A. Gulab ja-mun.
:-)

An important P.S- Thank you for all the support and concern you all showed for me after my previous horrifyingly post full of sentimental shit.That post should not have happened and then again, I'm glad it happened. Yes, I will become more responsible and serious about my career and future and will not be such an emotional fool.
But Mads shall never lose her madness :-)

66 comments:

Lavanya said...

hahaaha keep posting dad jokes...and MJs too! you both rocks hoh

peter said...

Yeah got all the jokes :D
but 'gulab-ja-moon' wala i had heard in 'sa re ga ma pa'

but i laughed on the other thngs more than the actual jokes :D
and yeah maintain ur madness \:d/

Abhinav said...

hehe.. now even dad genre isn't spared.. dad jokes are getting popular..!

Anurag said...

Lol!....Some P.J's these lol..
Keep being mad ..mads :P

Rozz said...

hey bhagwaan... hey bhagwaan... hey bhagwaan.. :P

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

the jokes were lame :)
but i know how dad's do that and yet bring a smile to us daughters .
i miss my dad.

but you know these were also the funniest because they were unplanned and meant for the moment.

and dont call this 'sentimental shit' after all is shit ke bina hum log kaha hote ???

vanilla sky said...

Lol !
Its the cracks like these, which bring smile for the moment.
And don't call the post shit, it was quite candid .

Nidhi said...

i wud love to react like rozz---
hey bhagwaan... hey bhagwaan... hey bhagwaan.. =)) =))

HP said...

phunny ! :D :D
'puri' - hehehahhahah!!

be a good gujju and call them jox, will you?

RiverSoul said...

Thank you!

Well, lemme explain.
I was pretty low, down in the dumps, swollen in the brain, angry, pissed off, you name it..
:D
Then, i plonked upon your comment in my blog [thanks for the comment, btw. :) ]
Then i clicked on ur profile, speeded over to ur blog, and read this post.

And i laughed so much that the neighbour was seen sympathetically consoling my mom, and promising to find the best psycho-analyst for me...

Awesome jokes.
Just wish such stuff happened in my life.
:D
Nidhi says that the other dad-jokes were awesome. Lemme go check...
:)

Ashutosh Didwania said...

Initially I was left wondering as to what DAD jokes are but once I went ahead with the post I was like oh ok...but how could that rose and moon thing possibly be a dad joke?#@%

sawan said...

mast hein yaar \:D/

alex paul k said...

lol

critically i wud say it dint live up 2 yo previous episode f dad jokes....n yeah long live yo madness

mayz said...

LOL!!!!!!

n i loved ur joke as well...it was excellent!!!

Mads said...

@ lavanya :P :P thanks!!

Mads said...

@ peter dhuuuuuu i anyway claimed its not my joke :(
and ur supposed to laugh at the jokes not at other things :(
dhuuu piglet shoo away [-( \:D/

Mads said...

@abhinav :P :P yeah!!!

Mads said...

@anurag..heehee..thanks :P :)

Mads said...

@rozz...lol!! :P :P its ok,things will be alright.no need to remember God :P there are pjs worse than these... :P

Mads said...

@i'll try to be truthful
:) ur so right...
and i called it sentimental shit... :( because it unnecessarily spoils the moment which is happening and which will never come back and stupid idiotic depressing things keep clinging to ur head.its like,why so serious? i hate being serious :(

Mads said...

@vanilla sky :) u said it :D

and i called that post shit because shit is what happened and spoilt the moment when i was at my highest high and will never go back there again. kuch samajh mei aaya? if not, then its ok :P :P :D hehehe....

Mads said...

@ nidhi..no plagiarism allowed X-( will sue u. arre bichari ko plagiarism pata nahi hoga :P rofl...hey bhagwan at that :P
dhuuuuuuuuuu \:D/

Mads said...

@ HP...jox is right!! hahahaha :D :D :D ek jox che :P

Mads said...

@riversoul...lol :P :P ur funny :P
glad u liked these jokes :-)

Mads said...

@ashutosh X-( read the post properly.the rose n moon thingy is not my dads joke :P :P

Mads said...

@sawan.thanks :) and why are u using the dancing smiley :|

Mads said...

@alex paul. yeah i agree wid ur criticism...

Harshita said...

Pagli Mads!!

Ur dad has a terrific sense of humor... but u knw tht...right :)

Sarath said...

U started a new genre of jokes -"dad" jokes!!!

C-# ! T W @ !\! said...

tell me honestly, does your dad read this? ur mom everyone knows...
i wud like to no how does he react to this, considering the fact that you inherited MJness from your dad :)

Urv said...

LOL

ROFL

@ the gulab jamun one :)

vanilla sky said...

Btw, I was thinking of taking smiley tutorials from you.

abhishek said...

baap re baap...ajhel hai...ye atyachaar hum pe kyun??

seriously_frivolous said...

really funny ones..especially the gulab jamun. Will remember it the next time I eat one..

Rozz said...

yeah.. things will be alright..
jab tak dil mein hai faith.. dis wrld is a lovely place.. lolz.. :P

and plagiarism.. voh kya hota hai... :P :P

Bhootnath Pandiaarasu said...

Just cannot stop laughing!! I think Vikram and Betaal is the best...

Mads said...

@harshita..hehe..thanks.. :P yeah i know it :">

Mads said...

@sarath..hehee..took the idea from an article in reader's digest.. :)

Mads said...

@chitwan :P i make dad only read these dad jokes..and i tell him how people react to the jokes :P he, but obviously likes it and basks in the glory :P :P :P :P

Mads said...

@ Urv..hehe :P :P :D

Mads said...

@vanilla sky :O :O :"> so sweet. ur always welcome :D temme when i should start :-w its for free :"> after all ur my saheli :P :P (sorry for making u the butt of my joke :"> no offence meant)

Mads said...

@abhishek :P :P Lol :P :P arre. itne mei darr gaye? this is just the begining beta...

Mads said...

@seriously_frivolous... lol :P :P :D

Mads said...

@ rozz... :P :P lol..
arre plagiarism :| nidhi copied ur content as her comment :P so she plagiarized ur work..it was ur copyright.
accha am i getting too legal here... :P khair chodo.. :P

Mads said...

@ Bhoothnath (your surname is too difficult to spell so will stick to ur first name)
yeah!! :D but many people didnt get the vikram betaal joke :((

Trinaa said...

uncle is phunnnnnny! hehehe.. oh n so r u! :))

Rozz said...

had hai..arre i kno all abt it.. twas not supposed to be taken srsly.. :P
i kno engineers r supposed to cut copy paste a lot.. but even we have to be wary of the plagiarism thingie..lols :P

Mads said...

@trinaa..hehe :P :P thankuu =))

Mads said...

@rozz oh i thought u wud know :P of course, DA IICTtians arent dumb at all :P
yes yes projects mei the teachers accuse us of plagiarism always..they even hv a software to detect plagiarism :|

Rozz said...

lol.. tel us abt it...
now oth we have even figured out ways to fool the bloody thingie!! :P

Mads said...

lol even here the guys hv figured out ways :P God bless all the bill gates in gandhinagar... :P

sky said...

You're one big time blogger, I can see :-)

Mads said...

@sky...hehe tell me abt it :P :P

Cяystal said...

Rotfl.the jokes ain't really that funny..but hell yeah..I do smile after reading them :D..I like them :P..and oo yez..uncle is phuuuny! :D

Mads said...

@crystal...ur funny :P the jokes arent that funny and ur still laughing heehee funny girl :P :)

Amrita~Ams said...

hahahah..rofl...

gulam jamun ..hehehhe...
kewl mads!

Rohan said...

Rofl @ daddies jokes..!!

Dads Jokes Vs Yours..
naah..dad wins hands down:P

Ps: Poor puri :P

Pranav Kumar V said...

WOW!! Glad I stopped by... These are the kind of jokes that I call FLAVORED ONIONS!! (yes!! whatever that is supposed to mean...) I just HAPPEN to come up with stuff like this at col. and my friends are so ticked off they actually deport me each time!! :|

GULAB JA-MUN was AWESOME!!! Let me guess... you should be someone with a huge fan base and people are just dumb-found when you unleash one of these on them... right??

Had fun!! See you when I see you... :)

aZoed said...

Now, I get it!

M new on your blog... but I know people who've ben quoting :) ur jokes for a long time now...
please do me a favor.. please please sue them! ;)

Mads said...

@amrita..hehe..glad u liked them :)

Mads said...

@rohan :(( meano... lol :P yeah dad jokes definitely better than mine... :)
poor puri is right =)) :D

Mads said...

@pranav kumar..hehe..ur friends will miss ur jokes(??) after college gets over..hmmphh..friends dont hv respect for such inborn talent..hmmphh...

and yeah i hv a fan base of such jokes and i get a dumbfounded accompained by wtf looks, followed by i hate uuuuuuuuu, i'll kill uuuuuu dialogues, hehe..

thanks for dropping by :-) do visit again...

Mads said...

@ aZoed.... :O :O whatttt :O :O quoting my jokes..my jokes...my mehenat..saara paani mei..
im a law student for nothing X-( i shall sue them..thanks for informing me :P

thanks for visiting my blog :-) do visit again...

Shaunak said...
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Shaunak said...

dude your dad's awesome! I wanna meet him!
Anyone who can come up with a Puri joke is my friend :D :P

P.S. I'd initially written you're dad's crazy(in a nice funny-awesome-coolness-kinda way) but it sounded just wrong.
^_^

Kaka said...

too good ur dad's jokes......lol...:D:D:D