Of Totas and Maals

Now, we all know that New York was a 'Neil-good' movie, John was droolicious and Katrina was as usual the cutest thing ever. The best scene ever, as debated with my friend, was the
scene where John says the word 'Tota' in the lift referring to one of the 'maals' to Neil.For those who haven't seen the movie, Tota means maal. But it refers to only girls.

SO WHAT?

Madhuri's Mast Mesmerizing Men Amendment Act 2009 states: "All men (The men who are declared as real men by Mads herself come in this category.All sissys and cowards come in
the category of so called boys-yes, yes, I made that up) who come under the definition of cute, hot, sexy, irresistible, handsome, smart looking,will be called by the word 'TOTA' and will be used only by Me,Me,Me and yeah me."

The top 10 Totas as compiled by my sis, my college friend and me, after hours of research, followed by loads of confusion, mental harassment, torture and grief of excluding some well deserved men are:-

The Desi Boys:

John Abr...ahem ahem.

Drool Nitin Mukesh

Imran Khan

Ranbir Ka-rich

Arjun Rampal

The Videshi maal -

Johnny Depp

Hugh Jackman

Christian Bale

Cristiano Ronaldo

Daniel Vettori

P.S- This is the drastic effect of being single at 20. Just keeping my options open, you see. Unfortunately, these guys belong to Akansha too. Since I promised this post to be her swayamwar. Don't ask why, how, when, where :D