An eye-opener!!

Eye am back :D Ok, I never went anywhere, hmmm. Everything's the same with me. Weight- 58 kgs (Yay! Didn't lose weight this time during exams!) Height- Well, increased according to some rare tall people in my college who claim our eye to eye contact is on parallel length now (If you didn't get what I'm trying to say- ignore) So, it should be 5.8'5 *sniggers at her fellow female bloggers* Arre, no seriously. Girls shouldn't be more than 5'7. You don't get tall guys these days. My seniors looked upto me-literally- and ragged me, imagine- their embarassment and mine. Even when you pose for pics, you end up looking like the maa of all the bacchas next to you. Or you are thrown in the corners of the pics always (NOTICED IT IN FACEBOOK PICS, PEOPLE??) But it's ok, I shouldn't crib much. Many Dr. Acula's (Oye, whoever knows the real name, don't write it in comments section..thanks :P) couldn't take part in Miss India etc. events because of lack of height. I wish Godji had given me some brains then to take part in such stuff. Haha Mrs. India is still there :D

Ok, I'll just get to the point now. I got laser operation done for my eyes (I used to wear specs/lenses btw) and I just wanna tell all you specsy people to go for it and not be afraid of the pain and crap, because it's nothing! You just got to take precautions after the operation (NO TV, NO COMPUTER, NO SMS, NO BOOKS). I nearly died and cheated by watching the Eng v. Aus T20 WC finals (RIP AUSTRALIA- How could I miss it since I was the only one who predicted England would win this time?!) and well, Facebooked a little (My sister's friends ratted to my sister that I was FBing in bimaar halat, who in turn told my parents- OMG this is serious social networking, my friends!!)... You know what? Of course you know, but still, you know what? I can't join any FB groups anymore! My limit's over. Any clue how to check how many pages and groups you have joined? My profile page is flooded and it shows me 785 pages, but I think it includes groups too...Oh well...Why waste time? :P

BUT I WAS BORED!!

Oh well, the world is getting married, and I'm sitting in a lonely corner, unemployed, feeling uneducated, unboyfriended, unvalid..errr invalid.. NOT REALLY! Single rocks, oh yes it does.

Oh Sigh, Dhanya, Nidzzi, Harshita, get me someone naa.

Happy Anniversary, mom and dad! EEEEEEEEEEEEE I love you :) And Lavs se bhi wishes che :) :*

My Own Little World- A Dhanya dost/post :D

Look at that. Enlarge the pic, you idiots. Just some time back, she was single and had all the time in the world for me. Now, it feels rotten when I have to 'share' her with a 'boy'. Ugh.

One of the few people I've met on blogsville and genuinely felt like it's gonna be friendship forever, is when I met Dhanya Venugopal. Feels weird calling her by her real and full name considering I call her Deedee, Dhanteras, Dhanna, Dhanno, Dhans, DV, kundi or any damn thing that comes to my tongue. She's everything I wanted as my big sister after my real sister went to the U.S. I have blabbered my heart out to her, used explicit language on other people, cribbed to her, insulted our mutual friends, cried my words out to her when things were bad at college, everything. She knows every little thing about me and is still friends with me! :P I have made rotten jokes about her marriage, post marriage sab kuch. And she merely does a WHEEEEEEEE at whatever I say :D

She may appear immature and childish but trust me she's not! She's one of the most sincere and smartest people I ever knew. I didn't want to make this post boring, but I just had to write something for her. Ok, will end it on a funny note :P

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Dhanya: Vir Das? oh yeah... that saifu look alike ?

me: :D grins :D

Dhanya: he also has big nose :-w

*adds him to big nose company*

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Dhanya: which sports firm btw :-w

me: sports keeda noida che

Dhanya: nice name

me: keeda is weird :-w

keedi means ant in gujarati :-w

Dhanya: oh...keedi.. will suggest that name to someone :D who doesnt know gujarati.. :D *giggles*

me: hahaahah

Dhanya: since i am named after coriander :-w

*plots*

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Dhanya: jumps on u
me >:D<

Dhanya: i typed hump by mistake at first :-w

me: =)) u hump on me :-w

Dhanya: yes :D hee hee.

Sigh. I love you, Dhantana :D

P.S- Dhanya, you know what? I was reading through our past chats trying to find some of our funniest conversations to put them up here, but I could just see adult content everywhere :O We really must talk stuff which are U-Rated from now on.

Nidhi Typos, Jay Sean, Bluetooth Fun !!

Hahaha.

Hahahahaha.

Ok, I'm high. Listening to Jay Sean(I'm obsessed with that idiot. Eminem who?? Jay Sean rocks :D), chatting with Akansha and Harshita(AFTER AGES), drinking Nimbooz (It's almost equivalent to Vodka in the dry state, people!!) and clearing my room (I'M BACK HOME!!) is so completely my kind of thing :D

BTW, I HATE Jay Sean's almost takla look. The crew cut, so very doesn't suit him. Doesn't he look cute and adorable and hot at the same time, in this hairdo??

Thinking about Nidhi Mangal now. Did you hear about her latest typos??

1) Nidhi: Yaar mads

Mads: Bol mangal :-w

Nidhi: Yaar I'm having so much hari fall all over my back.

Mads: *splutters* who the hell is hari?

Nidhi: :( :(

Mads: OHH HAIR FALL !!!

2) In one of Nidhi's posts, Harshita discovered the typo and pointed it out to me. For sadistic pleasure, we didn't ask Nidzzi to correct it and instead, I showed the typo to Dhanya and some other bloggers :P

The typo was:

"I love to make-out" instead of "I love to make-up"

ROFLMAO :D

We got holidays for 3 months almost. I'll have to intern obviously. I'm off to Hyderabad this time. Can't wait to taste Hyderabadi Mutton Biryani. Ever since I got my first tooth, I've been waiting to eat it. No, really!! I'm obsessed about it since, a really long time :D I am a fultoo PETAian, so I'm just gonna *taste* it. Just once, pretty please!!

For all the losers, who are going to attend college and endure boring classes, here's a tip- try sending random pics of the classroom or some random pics of some guys sleeping in class, and send it to any bluetooth which is switched on in class. I changed my 'neela-daant' name to Bhoot and sent it. Alas, people rejected the pics with a strained look on their faces, and Harini and I were so very dejected. Hope your luck is better.

In case, you are wondering why I laughed in the starting- It was a sadistic laugh at you people, that you actually read the whole random post till the end and you are still here with that stupid smile on your faces :D

Love you, bloggers :D

A lot of baatein.

She entered the room and threw her bag on the bed. She yawned and stretched. She had just returned from school. It was yet another hot afternoon. She quickly changed into her most comfortable pair of shorts and t-shirt and went into the dining room. Her mouth fell open. She couldn't believe her eyes. It was as if God had answered all her prayers. The victim was sitting there all alone. She slowly walked towards the table and grabbed a knife.

She cut the fresh mango into small pieces and started eating them...

Yes!! Don't kill me. I just didn't know what to write on. My college fest, PENTAGRAM just got over. It was LOADS of fun participating in random events. Took part for the last time with my seniors Chitwan and Rajul in Pictoretto and yet again, won with 3 seconds to spare like how we did last year also :P We had 'DAYS' and I dressed up for almost all of them. My sister had sent this outfit which Deepika wore in Karthik Calling Karthik. I LOVED the outfit as soon as I saw it in the movie and thanks a lot, sis for gifting it to me :)

I hated most of my pics. I swear, even a crocodile is more photogenic than me. But I really want you guys to see the outfit and I'm horribly velli since it's exam time :P So I'll upload the pics soon on Facebook!!

After almost 2 months, I finally had a nice, heart to heart talk with one of my bestest and important friends. Thanks for sorting out things somewhat and well...Please don't let the distance increase again because you are an integral part of my life. And you should know it.

Any lawyer reading this blog? Please give me an internship. I promise you, my lawyerish skills aren't as bad as my writing skills !!

I 'ear you...not !! :P

We have all heard of the phrase of 'slip of the tongue'. But slip of the ear?

1) Back in 1st year, was the time when we innocent kids, who had just left school, used to answer with full josh in class. I was one among them who answered and took notes too.We had this introductory subject on law. Sir droned on about the importance of lawyers in this country and how important our President is. My batchmate who was half asleep suddenly shook and turned back at me.
"Did he just say lawyers are impotent and the President of India is impotent?"

2) A week ago, a girl in my batch sat next to me and was pretending to diligently take notes. I was unfortunately distracted from the lecture due to a (z)hero in my class who was sleeping and exposing his purple with white checks underwear (I did not look, unfortunately he was in my line of vision !!) Hence I was sorrowfully blocking out the lecture.


Suddenly, the girl nudged me and asked, "What was the name of the case, yaar?" "PUDR v. Union of India", I answered, surprised at my own inteligence.
"Oh" she reacted and roared with laughter. "I heard it as Urine of India, so I was wondering what the hell is he saying!!"


I miss the time when friends weren't for materialistic purposes as they are now. I can't even think of one friend who I can ask for help or just give a call and talk bindass without any hesitation that I'm disturbing them. This has left such a huge void in my life. Maybe life would have been different if I had such a friend. I have ranted a lot about not having good friends so I guess I shouldn't talk about it yet again. But it's good to know the ugly truth- you won't let it get to you and make life more miserable than it already is...

Next week, we have to fill out registration forms for our placements (Next year I'm going to be in final year). This weekend will give me a lot to think about. It's time to stop worrying about others and giving importance to anyone, because no one is going to help me decide what I will be
doing after one year. This phase is definitely pissing off, and for a person like me who is very impatient, it's going to be tuff for what I'm planning to go for.

I'm happy for Chitwan..Read his post to find out why! And kindly comment on his post too.

Now that's called fun :D

Ok, I know I've bored everyone silly since 27th Feb 2010 , continuously yapping about the match I went for. And yes, this post is about that, so brace yourself! It's a long post, if you ignore it, I don't care :)


I went for the India-SA match in Ahmedabad. My first match LIVE in a stadium. I had made a list of 'things I want to do before I turn 18' and the only thing I hadn't done then was bungee jumping and watching a live cricket match. And now, when I'm almost 1 month short on turning 21 I'm so glad I saw a live match!


Due to the %$@#%@# traffic, we reached inside the stadium to greet the Indian team in a huddle. I didn't know how to react when I saw the lush green grass and the Indian team who were so close to our stand. I screamed and the uncles in our stand chuckled at me. Btw, the person who gave me company is a girl called Shruti, who's my mom's colleague's daughter. She looks like blogger Akansha and was just like her- talkative and very chirpy! I was absurdly screaming till I got to my seat. Rohit Sharma was the lucky one to field in front of our stand. He looked back and gave a casual wave. Sudeep Tyagi and Abhimanyu Mithun came later on but both didn't look behind. Newbies naa. So expected. Then came, THE VIRAT KOHLI. OMG. His eyes are adorable. His tatoo was like sexy. He ran like dynamite. I screamed and screamed and screeched and yelled. He finally looked back and gave a casual wave to all of us. But no, yours truly wanted a special Virat something. I waited till he ran ahead to field and then slowly walked back to his original position. He looked up, luckily straight at me and I blew him a flying kiss. He shyly smiled and looked down. OMG. Cardiac arrest no.1 it was.


We weren't really lucky since SA posted 365. De Villiers was awesome. Luckily the A'bad crowd was sporting enough to applaud the century makers. Our stand was right in front of the SA dressing room. So during the innings break, we dashed in front of the stand and stared inside. A guy with goggles was looking at a laptop. He suddenly looked up and I waved. He stared back and I put my hand down. Then Shruti waved. He stared at her also. Then he waved and we waved back. We cheered thinking some random support staff guy waved at us. Then that dude comes out, and oh shit, it was HERSCHELLE GIBBS!


Ok, it's getting too long. During the Indian innings, Parnell and Peterson who weren't playing the game were sitting in front of our stand. After the first 7 overs, after a lot of exercising of my hands, Parnell finally waved at me. We had a lot of eye to eye contact after that, but he has a girlfriend, so never mind! Peterson was cute. He danced a little too. Steyn was OMGod-ly dashing. He gave a thumbs up when I blew a flying kiss, lol.


Ok, so we lost the match by 90 runs but I had the bestest time for my life. After so many years, I did something fun for one whole day. Being surrounded by disappointments and irritation all around, thank you India-SA for giving me that one day of happiness which is surely going to last for some months :D


P.S- I gave my stand a reason to be embarassed. Yusuf Pathan came nearby after the presentation ceremony so I screamed "YUSUF" and he looked and waved. I lost my head and yelled "Dhoni ko bulao please" and he wasn't wearing his shades, so he gave me such a venomous wtf look while my stand chuckled happily.

Sue the Farm-villers for causing mental trauma!

Dear Makers of Farmville,


Finding mystery eggs? Gifting cows to each other? Horse stable and barn raising events? The horror of it all! (Amith trademark). I see my batchmates and school friends desperately ploughing 24*7. I know gaming is addictive, but ploughing, fertilizing and making a fake profile to get more cows for your farm is way too much! I hate you and I will keep joining anti- Farm-velle groups on Facebook to get some amount of sadistic pleasure.

Yours grudingly,

Mads.

And Dad defends the Farm-villers saying "India has 70% of it's people working in agriculture sector, hence due to the recession, lawyers are now keen on becoming farmers." Haha. Hmph!

Another Dad Joke- During my internship at the High Court, I had to wear a coat, and formals and formal shoes for court. And formal shoes ALWAYS hurt my feet a lot. Yes I have big feet, thank you very much.

My parents are good at sending sms's and we do send sms to each other many times. So, Dad messaged me asking how my internship was going on. I replied back saying, it's good but I'm having a horrible shoe bite so it's hurting.

He messages back- "Is it a sue bite or a shoe bite?"

:P

P.S- Yes, I haven't been posting a lot because angry posts don't work here and sad posts aren't entertained either. Will post happy posts more regularly (hopefully) :P